...why the sun
lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
...why women
can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
...why you
don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
...why doctors
call what they do "practice"?
...why you have
to click on "Start" to stop Windows?
...why Noah
didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
.....why lemon
juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid
is made with real lemons?
...why the man
who invests all your money is called a broker?
...why there
isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
...who tastes
the dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
...why they
sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
...why they
don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the
indestructible black box ?
...why
they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
...why the airport is called
"the terminal" if flying is safe?